If you follow me on Facebook/Twitter, you're probably already familiar with the little piece of sketch comedy I've affectionately hash-tagged #ShitMyKidsSay. My children are - for lack of a better phrase - completely f*cking hilarious. A 13 yo boy with special needs and a 9yo girl who thinks the world revolves around her, the stuff they blow out with sometimes is too good NOT to share. I've been keeping track of their nonsense forever, so these span over the last few years.

Without further ado, I present to you now, Shit My Kids Say: The Highlights (in no particular order)...